twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

happybutts:

peacocks look like they speak french

(Source: llamasaremybestfriends)

sleep-justsleep-wakeup:

calliopestorres:

HOW DO YOU START A RELATIONSHIP?
DO YOU WALK UP TO SOMEONE AND SAY I SHIP US?
HELP
HOW DO I FUNCTION IN SOCIETY 

I WOULD IMMEDIATELY DATE SOMEONE IF THEY SAID ‘I SHIP US’

(Source: kerryswashington)

scootyshabooty:

I just sit here sometimes like

wow

sexism is still a thing

the fact that sexism was ever a thing

it just

it’s beyond me

a woman pushes you out of her fucking BODY

and you grow up to be like ‘ahahaha women r stupid and weak’

i don’t get how that happens

(Source: mortalsiamdreaming)

barackalicious:

jimbertimber:

theres a Meme Page in the yearbook

our entire yearbook is meme themed how do you think i feel

z3kro:

“You’re assignment is too write a short fictional story”

“But keep it realistic, no fantasy worlds”

hiddles-girl:

-sunflowerseeds:

Apparently there are these people who eat when they are hungry and stop when they are full. 

so the legends are true

(Source: verityveritas)

snapchatting:

i’ve been so annoying all my life why hasn’t anyone shot me yet

gleeson666:

do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”

hippofoliage:

hippofoliage:

hippofoliage:

hippofoliage:

hippofoliage:

hippofoliage:

what’s the worst word you can say on club penguin

i’m still on

i still haven’t been banned

I’M LITERALLY IN TEARS 

and i only got banned for 24 hours

vondell-swain:

she wear snort snirt i wear sneep snop

(Source: itsvondell)

nyozeka:

aligra-mace:

nyozeka:

i hope my first child is a dragon

wich can turn into a cantalope .. wait thats the melon thin how is this fictional bunny with dear/moos horn thingys?

are you okay

IT’S A JACKALOPE!